If You Looked in the Dictionary Under "Creepy Sales Guy"...

Um, yeah, one of my least favorite cliches.

And of course there is no entry for "Creepy Sales Guy" in any dictionary.

And most dictionaries don't have pictures.


But let's run with that terrible cliche for this post...

Then layer on the absurd hypothetical of the dictionary defining phrases.

And finally, roll with another dictionary impossibility of pictures, then surely, SURELY, the entry for "Creepy Sales Guy" would include a picture of Drew Rosenhaus.







Angry Creepy














Creepy obfuscation











Creepy caught in a lie